Weeeee! Cast page is very close to done. Now it's just ugly coding to take care of.
Religion: Church of the Shepard
What can be said about Mike? He's a gay bear who likes to get drunk with his friends, ride horses on weekends (with and without the implied innuendo), and, when lucky, partakes in occasional water sports.
Hehehe, water sports...
He's currently working on a romance novel! It stars a young sheep boy coming to terms with the divorce of his parents and ends with him having sex with an entire soccer team.
Religion: Atheist (previously Church of the Shepard)
Zar is an amateur magician and part time guitar player for a punk band called Fizz.
A week from now, he'll miss the chance at what could have been his big break - a chance to meet Criss Angel, his idol. He'll miss that chance though, due to a car accident that won't take his life but... Will take his girlfriend. Which is probably for the best, really, because she was planning on murdering Zarbon pretty soon anyways. No reason. She was just bored.
Brook ain't that smart, as if you couldn't tell, but he can be surprisingly crafty.
Like this one time! Oh man, you should've been there. A robber broke into his house - at 3 pm, no less - and held Brook at gun point. Somehow, using just a rubber band, his cell phone, and a copy of the 1999 Guinness Book of World Records, he not only knocked the crook unconscious, but also got her pregnant - without taking his pants off.