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2006: I - The New Guy | II - The Health Inspector | III - Metastasis, Part One

2007: IV - Reptile, Part One | V - Smells like Children | VI - Tormenter of Christian Souls
VII - Dirty Thoughts | VIII - Reptile, Part Two | IX - The Confession | X - Metastasis, Part Two

2008: XI - With a Strong Hand and an Outstretched Arm | XII - Metastasis, Part Three
XIII - Eye in the Sky | XIV - Convergence

2009: XV - Revelations | XVI - The New Boss | XVII - Aqua Dementia
XVIII - At the Heart of Winter

2010: XIX - The Importance of Being Earnest/Reptile, Part Three | XX - The Ghost in the Mirror | XXI - The Butterfly Effect

2016: XXII - The Reunion

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I - The New Guy

We meet Joel, Artie, Angie, Kelly, and Matt, the new employee.

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1 7/1/06 "If you have to ask, you'll never know..."
2 7/2/06 A Low-Mercy Diet
3 7/3/06 A Blanket of Horror
3.5 7/7/06 Hollywood Scope: Cars
4 7/14/06 "Bitch probably had herpes anyways..."
5 7/18/06 "Behold my shitty sound effects!"
6 7/21/06 Hi ho, Kraken!
7 7/28/06 Catbomb
8 8/4/06 "Didn't I just explode you?"
9 8/11/06 "A comic in which the intelligence of a new employee is made laughable when compared to the relative brain power of a fellow employee, who is henceforth proven to be smarter, though decidedly meaner and more arrogant."
10 8/18/06 Hitler's Hair-Raising Hanukkah
11 8/25/06 Snakes on a Jihad
12 9/1/06 "Hint: Joel represents the one who couldn't act."

II - The Health Inspector

The Management starts to crack down on sanitation, fearing a surprise visit from the health inspector. Joel moves into college and meets his roommate.

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1 9/5/06 Omen
13 9/9/06 "Can't we just say the fur is a new seasoning?"
2 9/12/06 The Jeff Asshole Experience
14 9/15/06 Fuck Pants
3 9/18/06 Surprisingly Knowledgeable of the Art World
15 9/22/06 Lesson One: The use of distractions to nullify threats
4 9/26/06 Three Doors Down
16 9/29/06 Better Safe than Sorry
5 10/3/06 Just Trying to Help
17 10/6/06 Ladyfriends
6 10/10/06 The Nature of the Working Class
18 10/13/06 "The bathroom is for whites supervisors only!"
7 10/17/06 Too Big for his Virgin Hands
19 10/20/06 Cruel and Unfunny

III - Never Mind the Pollock/Metastasis, Part One

Roland meets Thonnen. Artie's cancer progresses.

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8 10/24/06 "Why do I even bother?"
20 10/27/06 Not a Dead Rising Joke!
9 10/31/06 Wet (Paint) Dream
21 11/3/06 The Curse of Thomas Jefferson
22 11/7/06 No Tag Backs
23 11/10/06 Steaming Pile of Macaca
10 11/14/06 Deconstructive Criticism
24 11/17/06 Stupid Gecko...
25 11/21/06 This Is Not A Webcomic
26 11/24/06 Zapruder
11 11/28/06 Body Heat
27 12/1/06 Second Skin
13 12/5/06 The One Where Roland Gets Laid
28 12/8/06 For Your Paws Only
14 12/12/06 "If your name was homework..."
29 12/15/06 Mute
30 12/19/06 The Thirtiest Comic Ever!
31 12/22/06 Full Moon Madness
31.5 12/26/06 Immy Needs Sleep...
32 12/29/06 Disenchanted

IV - Reptile, Part One

Roland visits Thonnen's family for the holidays.

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33 1/2/07 Lizard Sandwich
34 1/5/07 The Nature of Carpet Baggers
35 1/9/07 A Dissertation on the Nature of Foreign Conflict and its Effect on American Subculture
36 1/12/07 Untitled Love Scene #1
37 1/16/07 Bloodline
38 1/19/07 Reptile

V - Smells Like Children

A young child named Chelsie is found abandoned at the movie theatre.

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39 1/26/07 Color Me Blind
40 1/30/07 An Essay on Romanticism
41 2/2/07 Learning to Appreciate Peripheral Vision
42 2/6/07 Stalemate (How to Dismantle an iPod User)
43 2/9/07 The Dance
44 2/13/07 Corps-a-Corps
45 2/16/07 Relaxed
46 2/20/07 Portrait of an American Family
47 2/23/07 What did you expect?
48 2/27/07 Untitled Love Scene #2
49 3/2/07 Head-On, Head-Off (a story about decapitation)
50 3/6/07 Sidekicks
51 3/9/07 The Hands of Small Children
52 3/13/07 An Exploration of the Sense of Smell
53 3/16/07 Impurity
54 3/20/07 Overcautious
55 3/23/07 Insight
56 3/27/07 Grindhouse
57 3/30/07 A Comic in which Lil' Chelsie Rides Artie
58 4/3/07 Fifth Wheel
59 4/6/07 Dead!

VI - Tormentor of Christian Souls

Chelsie is brought into the care of the family's preist. Joel confronts Matt about his sexuality, and Matt visits Nicole's house.

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60 4/10/07 A Shaving of the Horn that Speared Him
61 4/13/07 The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Concession Comic for the Interwebs
62 4/17/07 The Righteous and The Wicked
63 4/20/07 Border Patrol
64 4/27/07 Theophobia
65 5/1/07 Chaos Without Prophecy
66 5/4/07 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
67 5/11/07 Your Head Esplode
68 5/15/07 Body Heat II
69 5/18/07 69th
70 5/22/07 Awkward
71 5/25/07 Irreligious
72 5/29/07 Tormentor of Christian souls
73 6/1/07 Yaoi Senses
73.5 6/5/07 Ender
74 6/8/07 Dumber by the Dozen
75 6/12/07 Smooth Moves
76 6/15/07 Precipitation (flash version)/(jpeg version)
77 6/19/07 Lavender
78 6/22/07 Yeild to Temptation
79 6/26/07 Bulge
80 6/29/07 Houdini
81 7/3/07 A Warm Place
82 7/6/07 Seventeen-Seventy-Shit

VII - Dirty Thoughts

Artie meets Kate, Rick's sister.

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83 7/10/07 The Morning After
84 7/13/07 Cronyism
85 7/17/07 Vore
86 7/20/07 Gettin' Some Tail
87 7/24/07 "It Never Gets Old... EVER"
88 7/27/07 Penis Jokes
89 7/31/07 "Just in case you weren't paying attention."
90 8/3/07 Southern Exposure
-- 8/7/07 Death by Cat Tackling, by QuetzaDrake
-- 8/9/07 You Can't Please Everybody, by JTigerclaw
-- 8/14/07 Dream On, by Wicked Hatter

VIII - Reptile, Part Two

Angie and Thonnen attend their grandmother's funeral.

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91 8/17/07 In the Shadow
92 8/21/07 Are You The Rabbit?
93 8/24/07 Count to Six and Die
94 8/28/07 Fear and Wonder
95 8/31/07 Coffin Fodder
96 9/7/07 Blood Money
97 9/14/07 The Humor of the Situation
98 9/18/07 The Open Door
99 9/21/07 Everything Invaded
100 9/25/07 The Start of Something Beautiful (requires flash)
101 9/28/07 Not Really in the Mood
102 10/2/07 Caiaphas
103 10/5/07 Damned for All Time

IX - The Confession

Matt visits Tim's confessional booth.

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104 10/9/07 Areas of Expertise
105 10/12/07 Tonight's Special: Frog Legs
106 10/19/07 "Good thing he didn't mention Linux..."
107 10/26/07 Platypussy
108 10/30/07 1937
109 11/2/07 A Good Man(handling) is Hard to Find
110 11/6/07 A Sense of Doubt
111 11/9/07 God's Plan?
112 11/13/07 The Foreshadowing Furnace

X - Metastasis, Part Two

Despite Artie's worsening condition, he and Kate go on a date.

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113 11/16/07 Flesh
114 11/20/07 "I think he's delusional..."
115 11/23/07 Rampage Mitosis
116 11/27/07 In Which Artie Flirts with Kate
117 11/30/07 Touchy Subject/Studio Audience
118 12/4/07 Rick is an Asshole
119 12/7/07 A Damn Good Start
120 12/14/07 Touch Me
121 12/18/07 Entombed
122 12/21/07 Your Mom
123 12/25/07 Ho-Ho-Hoes
124 12/28/07 Your Mom II

XI - With a Strong Hand and an Outstretched Arm

Joel visits Tim's confessional both.

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125 1/1/08 Drastic Measures
126 1/4/08 Sin
127 1/8/08 Morning Star
128 1/11/08 The Heretic Hammer
129 1/15/08 Mosaic
130 1/18/08 Heartless
131 1/22/08 With a Strong Hand and an Outstretched Arm
132 1/25/08 Ripe with Decay
-- 1/29/08 Blown Out of the Water by QuetzaDrake
-- 2/1/08 Guest Comic by that guy from Dressed in Black

XII - Metastasis, Part Three

Artie and Kate get closer, until Kate reveals her dark secret. Joel confronts Artie in the hospital.

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133 2/5/08 "Cloverfield? More like Whore-verfield."
134 2/12/08 Fancypants
135 2/15/08 Obsessive Copulation Desire
136 2/19/08 A Joke About Boxes
137 2/22/08 "They're seriously like this every day."
139 2/26/08 "In the event of an emergency, Matt's head may be used as a floatation device."
140 2/29/08 Epic
141 3/4/08 Speedball
142 3/7/08 And When He Falleth
143 3/11/08 Velvet Darkness
144 3/14/08 "And then she grabbed his Wii"
145 3/18/08 Masahiro Sakurai Presents: The Worst Comic In History
146 3/21/08 Closer
147 3/25/08 Untitled Love Scene #3
148 3/28/08 A Matter of Pride
149 4/1/08 A Comic About Trains
150 4/4/08 Creep
151 4/8/08 The Drugs Don't Work
152 4/11/08 Black/Black
153 4/18/08 Burning Bridges
154 4/22/08 Anti-Emo Device
155 4/25/08 Kids
156 4/29/08 White Stuff
157 5/2/08 Guitar Zero
158 5/6/08 Body Heat III
159 5/9/08 Surrounded
160 5/13/08 Unappreciative
161 5/20/08 Suddenly: children. Hundreds of them.
162 5/23/08 "Pow! Right to the moon."
163 5/27/08 Let the Children Cum to Me...
164 5/30/08 The Art of Dying
165 6/3/08 This Vicodin Make Me Feel Like I'm On Comic
166 6/6/08 Shadowman
167 6/10/08 Black/White
168 6/13/08 Joel the Ripper
169 6/17/08 Wasps
170 6/20/08 The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
171 6/24/08 The Cut

XIII - Eye in the Sky

A security system is installed in the theater.

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-- 6/27/08 Revenge! by Ginpu
-- 7/01/08 Artie & The Butterfly Thief, by Stank
-- 7/04/08 Dreams, by BB
172 7/08/08 King Me!
173 7/11/08 Grotesque
174 7/15/08 Nice and Blue, or The Swap (Take One)
175 7/18/08 The Swap (Take Two)
176 7/22/08 Eye in the Sky
177 7/25/08 Hosed
178 7/29/08 Seeing Red
179 8/1/08 Same Old Song and Dance
180 8/5/08 All or Nothing
181 8/8/08 Happiness
182 8/12/08 Boom! Headshot
183 8/15/08 Spider's Silk
184 8/19/08 Bugs

XIV - Convergence

The staff takes a vacation to the beach. Artie meets a woman in his dreams.

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185 8/22/08 Excuses
186 8/26/08 Concealed Weaponry
187 9/2/08 A Comic About Jellyfish
188 9/5/08 Novelty Flying Disk
189 9/9/08 A Comic About Hotdogs
190 9/12/08 A Day at the Races
191 9/16/08 Supercollider? I hardly knew her!
192 9/19/08 Hands-On Experience
193 9/23/08 Gaydar
194 9/26/08 The Siren
195 9/30/08 The Sickness
196 10/3/08 The Runaway
197 10/7/08 The Criminal
198 10/10/08 The Trap
199 10/14/08 The Ultimatum
200 10/17/08 Concession
201 10/21/08 And you thought #200 was good?
202 10/24/08 Empty Nest
-- 10/28/08 Filler Sketches: Melusine and Lorelei
203 10/31/08 A Veritable Plethora of Deranged Slash Fiction
-- 11/04/08 Filler Sketches: Martian Girl
-- 11/11/08 Gay, by Stank
-- 11/14/08 Pangolin Update with Quetza MacDrake, by QuetzaDrake
204 11/18/08 Paint Fumes
205 11/21/08 Up to his Old Tricks
206 11/25/08 War is Hell
207 11/28/08 Family Matters
208 12/2/08 Let's Get Physical
209 12/5/08 Wet
210 12/9/08 Vegan Powers, Activate!
-- 12/12/08 Filler Sketch: Matt and Joel
211 12/16/08 Adrift
212 12/19/08 Puppetmaster
213 12/23/08 Sleeping With The Fishes
214 12/26/08 The Gift That Keeps On Giving
215 12/30/08 Weight of the World

XV - Revelations

Matt and Joel discuss their pasts.

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216 1/2/09 Inquisition
217 1/6/09 Colors
218 1/9/09 Dr. Immy's Fantabulous Flying Contraption
219 1/13/09 Jeremy
220 1/16/09 Your Possible Pasts
221 1/20/09 A Freudian Comic
-- 1/23/09 Filler Sketch: Artie's Butt
222 2/6/09 Understood in Every Language (and Major)
223 2/10/09 Photosensitive
224 2/13/09 Closed Casket
225 2/17/09 Butterflies and Hurricanes
226 2/20/09 A Cesspool Full of Secrets

XVI - The New Boss

A new manager takes over the theater.

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227 2/24/09 Not-So-Good Vibrations
228 2/27/09 A Comic About Silly Hats
229 3/3/09 In Which Millicent gets all on up in their Grills
230 3/6/09 The Peanut Gallery
231 3/13/09 Icebreaker
232 3/17/09 Give Birth to a Smile
233 3/20/09 Perversion
-- 3/24/09 Filler Sketch: Superheroes
234 3/27/09 Ladyfriends II
235 3/31/09 It's a Trap!
236 4/3/09 No Punchline on the Horizon
237 4/7/09 A Comic About Silly Costumes
238 4/10/09 Oh. That's Why. | (Remix)
-- 4/14/09 Guest Comic by Idun J. Fox
239 4/17/09 Canned
240 4/21/09 Fractures in the Facade of your Ebony Beauty
241 4/28/09 A Valued Member of the Team
242 5/1/09 ...and the rest!
243 5/5/09 Business
244 5/8/09 Please Don't Leave
245 5/12/09 I Left Roland for This?
246 5/15/09 Allegiance
247 5/19/09 Mercenaries
248 5/29/09 Assembly
249 6/2/09 The Stand | Remix
250 6/5/09 Millicent vs The Horde
251 6/9/09 Opening the Gates...
252 6/12/09 Freaks Like Us/The Wretched
253 6/16/09 Psycho
254 6/19/09 Absolute Terror
255 6/23/09 Welcome to the Machine
256 6/26/09 ...for the coming flood.

XVII - Aqua Dementia

Artie meets Melusine, the dolphin lady from his dreams.

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257 7/14/09 Wherein Joel Invites Angie Back into the Comic
258 7/17/09 Ricky... Oh!
259 7/21/09 Now with 60% more Joel!
260 7/28/09 Metal Heads
-- 7/30/09 Store Annoucnement + Guest Comic by Fyrus
261 8/4/09 La Mer
262 8/7/09 The Watchers
263 8/11/09 City of Light
264 8/14/09 Punchline
265 8/18/09 The Life Aquatic with Artimus Crowley
266 8/21/09 Exposition
267 8/25/09 Desire
-- 8/28/09 Guest Comic by Fyrus
268 9/4/09 Adventures in the Third Dimention
269 9/8/09 Legit
270 9/15/09 The Sound of a Man Breaking
271 9/18/09 Neptune's Finest
272 9/22/09 Trip
273 9/25/09 Seamtress of the Night
274 9/29/09 Absolution
275 10/2/09 Untitled
276 10/6/09 Theatre of Tragedy
277 10/9/09 Miranda
278 10/13/09 The Antidote
279 10/16/09 Decadence
280 10/20/09 Decadence II
281 10/23/09 Goat's Blood is a Chick's Magnet
282 10/27/09 Tales of Vaguely Seaside-Themed Wonder and Astonishment
283 10/30/09 Super-Incredible Halloween Webcomic Bonanza
284 11/3/09 Mjöllnir
285 11/6/09 Various Orca Antics
286 11/10/09 Time Goes By
287 11/13/09 The Birth
288 11/17/09 The Divine Conspiracy
289 11/20/09 The Gods Have Gone Insane
290 11/24/09 Aqua Dementia

XVIII - At the Heart of Winter

Matt's father kicks him out of the house after discovering his sexuality.

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291 11/27/09 Revenge (with a side of Cranberry Sauce)
292 12/1/09 Customer Dissatisfaction
293 12/4/09 The Guild of Calamitous Intent
294 12/8/09 Exile
295 12/11/09 Altruism
296 12/15/09 These Are My Twisted Words
297 12/18/09 A Day in the Life
298 12/22/09 Anyone But You
299 12/25/09 At the Heart of Winter
300 12/31/09 300!

XIX - The Importance of Being Earnest/Reptile, Part Three

Matt has moved in with Joel. Clive/Ernest is now the new supervisor of the concession stand. Meanwhile, in Paris, Valae keeps an eye on Thonnen.

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301 2/9/10 A Warm Place, II
302 2/12/10 A Woman of Complicated Morals and Ethics
2/14/10 Valentine's Day Bonus Comic
303 2/16/10 The Healer
304 2/19/10 Clive
2/23/10 Oblivious
305 2/26/10 Ernest
1 3/2/10 Pavlov
306 3/5/10 Nightfall Strikes the Heart of Paris
2 3/9/10 Obedience School
307 3/12/10 The Moon's Tenacious Stranglehold on the Daylight's Return
3 3/14/10 Mind Games
308 3/16/10 Desperate Shadows
309 3/19/10 Through Which Madness Bled
4 3/21/10 Nightmare Machine
310 3/23/10 Moonlight Funeral March
311 3/26/10 Let Me Be Forgotten
5 3/28/10 The Resistance
312 3/30/10 Sleep

XX - The Ghost in the Mirror

Matt gets to know local cross dresser, Zoë. Joel pays a visit to Roland as he graduates from college.

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313 4/2/10 Give Up the Ghost
6 4/4/10 The Easter Cougar
314 4/9/10 Matt and Zoë
7 4/11/10 The Other Side
8 4/18/10 The Critique
315 4/20/10 Prelude to a Good Stuffing
9 4/25/10 The Gallery
316 4/30/10 Ms. Gein
10 5/2/10 The Van
11 5/9/10 Mother's Day
12 5/16/10 Body Heat IV
317 5/21/10 Another Me
13 5/23/10 The Cleaners
318 5/25/10 "Should be used to this sort of thing by now."
319 5/28/10 Cuckold Blocker
14 5/30/10 The Sabotage
320 6/1/10 Breaking Point
321 6/4/10 Still
15 6/6/10 The Award
323 6/8/10 The Ghost in the Mirror
324 6/11/10 Higher Power
16 6/13/10 The Carnival
325 6/15/10 Obedience School II
326 6/18/10 Ms. Calley
17 6/20/10 The Dive
-- 6/22/10 AnthroCon Filler - Balls Touching
18 6/27/10 ArthroCon 2010
-- 6/29/10 AnthroCon Filler - Hypnosis

XXI - The Butterfly Effect

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19 7/3/10 The Shepherd
327 7/6/10 Playtime
328 7/9/10 The Face of God
20 7/11/10 The Seed
329 7/13/10 Fashion is a Big Deal
330 7/16/10 Hetero Hugs
21 7/18/10 The Move
331 7/20/10 Strangers When We Meet
332 7/23/10 The Best Laid Plans...
22 7/25/10 The Big Differences
333 7/27/10 Transformation Sequence
23 8/1/10 Your Mom III
334 8/3/10 Brand New Day
335 8/6/10 Clarissa Explains it All
336 8/10/10 Dream Sequence
337 8/13/10 The Unravelling
25 8/15/10 Bite-Sized Joel
338 8/17/10 Grand Declaration of War
-- 8/20/10 Starcraft II Filler
25 8/22/10 Dignity
26 8/24/10 Keep it in the Family
339 8/27/10 Une Nuit A Paris
27 8/29/10 The Thrill
340 8/31/10 What's Really Happening?
341 9/3/10 Predators
28 9/5/10 Mind Games II
342 9/7/10 Traps
343 9/10/10 The Gears
28 9/12/10 The Baron, De-Throned
344 9/14/10 Varying Shades of Grey
345 9/17/10 What's Really Happening? II
346 9/21/10 Awake
347 9/24/10 Father Tim
348 9/28/10 Divine Geometry
349 10/1/10 The Thing that Should Not Be
350 10/5/10 Sacrificial Kingdoms
351 10/8/10 The End Begins
352 10/12/10 Waste
353 10/15/10 Behind You
354 10/19/10 The Conduit
355 10/22/10 Julian
356 10/26/10 Final Boss
357 10/29/10 The Adversary
358 11/2/10 Power Overhwelming
359 11/5/10 Angels and Demons
360 11/9/10 Guardians
361 11/12/10 No Quarter
362 11/16/10 A Dying Wish
363 11/19/10 All That Could Have Been
364 11/23/10 Divide and Devour
365 11/30/10 Heroes
366 12/3/10 Concession II
367 12/7/10 Lucky
368 12/10/10 Unhealer
369 12/14/10 Survivors
370 12/17/10 Long Live The Baron
371 12/21/10 Melissa Chase
372 12/24/10 Isn't This Where We Came In?
373 2/1/11 The Weight of the Dead
374 2/4/11 Lovers, Fighters, Sinners, Saints
375 2/8/11 The Year of the Dragon
376 2/11/11 The End

XXII - The Reunion

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377 7/1/16 A Decade of Depravity, Part 1
378 7/4/16 A Decade of Depravity, Part 2
379 7/6/16 A Decade of Depravity, Part 3