Today's Randomly-Generated Characters

Franz

Species: Kangaroo

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Religion: Agnostic

Although he does his best to appear gay to better relate to his fashion-aware audience, Franz is in fact a rather inflexible heterosexual guy who just happens to like it up the ass.

Anette

Species: Antelope

Gender: Female

Sexuality: She's like 12 dammit

Religion: Animal Antichrist

Anette's actually a bit of a brat. Sure, she's super nice and well-behaved when the grown-ups are around, but get her alone with the younger kids and she's The Mighty Tyrant Anette.